In The Event of a Zombie Apocalypse

So I've been watching The Walking Dead on AMC lately, okay well the first two episodes- it's awesome, thanks AMC for making good television!- it's not too gory, which is good, because I do not handle gore well.  When I see excessive amounts of blood and guts I get all kinds of queasy.  But this show is terrific.  


Anyway, where was I?  Oh right, zombies.  So the show got me to thinking, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, would I survive?  The obvious answer is clearly no.  I would probably be one of the first persons to be eaten.  


But the most ideal situation I can come up with is that when the zombie virus breaks, I'm one of the first persons to catch it.  So look out, y'all Imma gonna bite ya.

Watch this show; it's good.  I wouldn't lie to you about television.