All I Want Is My Own Tina Fey

I'm not going to lie about this or try to cover it up in any way, I'm just going to come right out and say it: I love Tina Fey.  Like love Tina Fey.  She is, in my opinion, the perfect woman.  Smart, funny, brave, and for all of her accolades and wealth, she's just so normal, and I want my own Tina Fey. If you know one, send her my way, please.  Thanks.

Also, she was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor last week and her acceptance speech was hilarious.  Watch it, please. Alright, it's not the whole thing, but there's nothing I can do about it but it is still hi-freaking-larious. 

My favorite line has to be the "Nathaniel Hawthorne Prize for Judgmental Nature."  Ha!  He was such a snob.

I will post the full speech as soon as it is available and I am able to find it.