Things To Not Do On Facebook

Put this in your "Not Only Is It Incredibly Annoying, No One Cares" file:  

• Posting pictures of your ultrasound on Facebook.
• Posting pictures of yourself on Facebook immediately after giving birth.
• Giving your, or your child's, bodily functions enough importance to devote a status update to them.  No one wants to know what your child just threw up; come to think of it, we don't even want to know that they just did.

And while we're on the topic of status updates, please consider the following as annoying as well:

• Updates about your colonoscopy.  
• "Going into surgery today."
• "Surgery went great."
• "Wish I'd have gone with the anesthesia."
• Updates about how drunk you are/were.
• "Got wasted last night."
• "So wasted."
• "Passed out in a plant last night."
• Updates about how absolutely miserable you are.
• "Waiting for a change in my life.  Send me good vibes, people!  I need your positive energy!"
• Updates about how much you can't wait for the weekend.
• "All I wanna do is PAAAAARRRTAAAY!"
• "Is it Friday yet?" (Posted on Monday morning, of course.)
• Updates about why you can't get a man.
• "Why can't guys just tell me what they want?"
• "Why are all guys jerks?"
• "Why do I always fall for the wrong guy."
• Updates about why you can't get a girl.
• "Why are girls so confusing?"
• "Girls are annoying.   Why can't they just make up their minds!"

Of course, the list goes on and on.  My point is, though, don't be that person that everyone has to eventually hide from their news feed.  

For further information, please take the time to check out the following slideshow.

This has been a Public Service Announcement on the behalf of people everywhere.  If you are in violation of one of these rules, it is requested that you discontinue your activity immediately for the well-being of the general public.